THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING! THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!

Reviewed 3/06/2017

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THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!
THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!
DIRECTED BY: Norman Jewison
Genre: COMEDIES
Complete Cast
Carl Reineras Walt Whittaker
Eva Marie Saintas Elspeth Whittaker
Alan Arkinas Lt. Rozanov
Brian Keithas Police Chief Link Mattocks
Jonathan Wintersas Norman Jonas
Paul Fordas Fendall Hawkins
Theodore Bikelas The Submarine's Captain
Tessie O'Sheaas Alice Foss
John Phillip Lawas Alexei Kolchin
Ben Blueas Luther Grilk
Andrea Drommas Alison Palmer
Sheldon Collinsas Pete Whittaker
Guy Raymondas Lester Tilly
Cliff Nortonas Charlie Hinkson
Richard Schaalas Oscar Maxwell
Philip Coolidgeas Mr. Porter
Don Keeferas Irving Christiansen
Cindy Putnamas Annie Whittaker
Parker Fennellyas Mr. Everett
Doro Merandeas Muriel Everett
Vaughn Tayloras Mr. Bell
Johnny Whitakeras Jerry Maxwell
Danny Klegaas Polsky
Ray Baxteras Brodsky
Paul Verdieras Maliavin
Nikita Knatzas Gromolsky
Constantine Baksheefas Vasilov
Alex Hassilevas Hrushevsky
Milos Milosas Lysenko
Gino Gottarellias Kregitkin
Paul Barselouas Townsman (uncredited)
Sidney Cluteas Townsman (uncredited)
Peter Broccoas Reverend Hawthorne (uncredited)
Laurence Haddonas Bartender (uncredited)
Paul Lambertas Minor Role (uncredited)
Larry D. Mannas Man with Cat (uncredited)
James McCallionas 'He stole my car' Townsman (uncredited)
Michael J. Pollardas Stanley (airplane mechanic) (uncredited)
MPAA Rating:U
Production Co.:The Mirisch Corporation
Distributors:United Artists (USA, 1966)
MGM/UA Home Entertainment (DVD)
Release Date (US):5/25/1966
Running Time (US):126 minutes
Languages:English, Russian
Domestic Box Office:$21,693,114 (05/25/1966)
Foreign Box Office:$?
Production Budget:$? (Est.)
Crew
PRODUCED BY
Norman JewisonProducer
Walter MirischProducer (uncredited)
DIRECTED BY: Norman Jewison
Writing Credits (WGA):Nathaniel Benchley (novel)
William Rose (screenplay)
Original Music:Johnny Mandel
Cinematography:Joseph F. Biroc
Film Editing:Hal Ashby
J. Terry Williams
Casting:Lynn Stalmaster
Production Manager:James E. Henderling
Art Direction:Robert F. Boyle
Set Decoration:Darrell Silvera
Costume & Wardrobe:Wesley Jeffries
Special Effects:Daniel W. Hays

PLOT SUMMARY

During the Cold War, a Russian submarine (of WW II vintage) runs aground off the fictional Gloucester Island. In order to get it free, the Captain (Bikel) orders his crew to borrow (i.e. steal) a boat from the local marina. Of course the shore party is seen, and a general panic ensues.

Some of the crew, led by Lt. Rozanov (Arkin) end up kidnapping Walt Whittaker (Reiner), a writer renting an outlying house for the summer. They take him downtown and force him to show them the telephone office, where they cut all the lines. Then Whittaker is tied up with Alice Foss (Tessie O'Shea), the switchboard operator.

Taking clothes from the dry-cleaner's for disguises, the shore party makes it through town to a secluded area, where they fire their guns as a diversion. This has the desired effect as the mob of "defenders" runs off toward the sounds of "battle." The shore party manage to take a large motorboat and head off around the island.

Meanwhile Alexei Kolchin (Law), who has been hiding near the Whittaker house after Whittaker ran him off, returns and confronts Alison Palmer (Andrea Dromm). Seeking to calm her, he offers her his gun, but she refuses it. Despite her initial misgivings, she comes to trust him and they walk along the beach, getting acquainted while watching over Annie Whittaker.

A rising tide frees the submarine and it sails into the harbor. There it is met by the townspeople, fronted by Whittaker and his family, and by Rozanov who acts as a translator. The Captain demands his missing men, not knowing they are on the motorboat they stole, and orders his vessel's main gun trained on the town. The Police Chief comes up and declares the Captain under arrest. For minutes, the townsfolk and the submarine's crew point guns at each other — until a small boy falls out of the church steeple where he had gone to watch events unfold. Hanging by his coat, he is in desparate need of rescue. Working together, the Russians and Americans accomplish this. Hostilities resolved, the Russians prepare to depart.

But one big problem remains. Fendell Hawkins (Ford) has used a ham radio to notify the Air Force, and fighters are on their way. It is Elspeth Whitakker (Eva Marie Saint) who provides the solution.

Filmed in northern California,1 this comedy collected a lot of star power. It uses its stars effectively to satirize Cold-War suspicions, although I would say the message is delivered a bit too broadly as the men of the town rush hither and yon, led by hyper-patriotic war veteran Fendell Hawkins brandishing a sword. It remains an enjoyable comedy, with standout performances by Alan Arkin drilling the shore party ("E-mer-gen-cy! Ev-ry-bo-dy to get from street!") and by John Philip Law and Andrea Dromm as the awkward young submariner and the woman who instinctively warms to him.

The rescue of the boy from the steeple is handled well. The recall of the fighter squadron2 seems to me contrived. But all in all the plot of this film holds together well, and it remains an eminently worthwhile experience.3

My Rating:
9 out of 10

Capsule review: Although dated and a bit over the top, The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming! ably satirizes Cold War hysteria and gives us good to excellent performances by a large number of Hollywood stars of the period. It remains a very enjoyable comedy.

IMDB Rating: 7.1 Raters: 6,416
1 Specifically, it was filmed in Mendocino (then a small, remote artist-colony town) using amny of the actual residents as extras. The harbor scenes were filmed around Noyo Harbor, just south of Fort Bragg. It was reported in 2006 that Carine's Fish Grotto and Cappy's Bar still exist there.
2 The Air Force fighters sent to bomb the sub are McDonnell Douglas F-101B Voodoos from the 437th Fighter-Interceptor Squadron at Oxnard AFB, California (now Camarillo Airport).
3 It is said that the film, one of the few mentioned in the Congressional Record, had a profound impact on both American and Soviet leaders. Director Norman Jewison was personally invited to Moscow, and he reported that the Russian crowd was transfixed by the scene featuring Soviets and Americans cooperating to save the little boy who falls from the steeple.
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